Dr. Bernie Gloveless is a hirable mercenary and the official A.I.M. physician in Jagged Alliance and Deadly Games.

Nonplayable and an alum in Jagged Alliance 2 .


Jagged Alliance and Deadly GamesEdit

"A member in excellent standing, Doctor Bernie Gloveless has been responsible for treating the wounded and administering the annual physical of A.I.M. members for more than five years. Both his operating and examining techniques have become... well... timeless!" - A.I.M. Dossier

Jagged Alliance 2Edit

"Bernie's history with A.I.M. can probably be, at best, described as checkered. After refusing to give up his position as the organizations physician and considering the abundance of complaints from fellow members, A.I.M. felt obliged to give Dr. Bernie Gloveless a dishonourable discharge. He is currently employed with an international insurance company, so you might want to remember his name the next time your company sends you for your annual physical." - Alumni gallery

Additional BioEdit

  • Got his ass kicked by Glen "Boss" Hatchet at the annual AIM christmas party the year before Boss retired.


Jagged AllianceEdit

Deadly GamesEdit

Basic Equipment

Normal Equipment

Great Equipment



  • None

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Hiring InfoEdit

Jagged AllianceEdit

  • Unavailable for work until Day 2.
  • Can be bribed for a 55% increase to his salary.
  • Will steal from you should he carry more than five times his salary in money.
Will quit or refuse to join if:
  • Your Death ratio reaches 67.
  • Your Turnover ratio reaches 74.
  • If your Non Payment ratio reaches 9.
  • If you receive less than a Fair rating for four days in a row.

Deadly GamesEdit

  • Will steal from you should he carry more than three times his salary in money.
  • Will be upset if he's fired before he participated in at least one mission.
Will quit or refuse to join if:
  • Your Death ratio reaches 67.
  • Your Turnover ratio reaches 74.

Additional InfoEdit

  • Old and forgetful, will stop in the middle of action and need a reminder about what his orders were, costing AP.
  • Cannot improve any skills.
  • Has low chances of readying a knife during Metaviran eel attacks.


Jagged AllianceEdit

  • "I am booked to the O.R. tomorrow. You might want to try me later in the day." - Initial refusal to hire
  • "You bet I'll join! Assignments don't get much better than this!" - Hiring
  • "I flat-out forgot where I was headed!" - Forgetting orders
  • "Gonna have to give up the smokes. My lungs are shot!" - Running out of breath
  • "Now... Had you asked me to check your prostate..." - On failure to modify a gun

Deadly GamesEdit

  • "I don't wish to brag or anything, but I would like to point out that I am the official A.I.M. physician." - On call
  • "How have you been feeling lately? Any complaints about your health that might require further investigation?" - On call
  • "I could probably sneak a smoke..." - After a few turn without action
  • "It's done! The smokes are on me!" - Mission completed
  • "So... When was the last time you had a thorough physical?" - When a male uses the hand icon on him
  • "I go both ways..." - When a female uses the hand icon on him
  • "If there's anyone who deserves to be put down, it's Reubans" - Shooting at Reuban
  • "I think... I may have left the lights on at my place. I've got to leave!" - Running away with the money
  • "You bring back bad memories of the time I worked the night shift in an E.R. in the Bronx. Too much unnecessary death forced me to leave there, too!" - Leaving due to high death ratio
  • "I'll have to refuse your offer, because from here, it looks like death took a holiday, and it's vacationing with you!" - Refusal due to high death ratio

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