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Biff Apscott is recruitable mercenary in the Jagged Alliance series. He is recruitable from A.I.M. in Jagged Alliance and Deadly Games, and is co-founder and hirable from M.E.R.C. in Jagged Alliance 2.

BiographyEdit

Jagged AllianceEdit

"A reluctant and nervous mercenary, Biff Apscott is still trying to overcome the disturbing flashbacks of a bad birth and a spiteful mother. With only one short assignment under his belt, he requires patience, understanding and decaffeinated coffee." - A.I.M. Dossier

Deadly GamesEdit

"A reluctant and nervous mercenary, Biff Apscott is still trying to overcome the disturbing flashbacks of a bad birth and a spiteful mother. Uncomfortable with death, Biff has just completed an advanced nursing course and is eager to apply his new-found knowledge." - A.I.M. Dossier

Jagged Alliance 2Edit

"Biff Apscott was a truly unique man among mercenary men. He will be greatly missed for his youthful enthusiasm and the way he reminded everyone of just how brave they were. Although somewhat hard to believe, we have been made aware that he has opened up his own mercenary organization in a somewhat pitiful attempt to compete with A.I.M. It's probably not necessary to elaborate on just how worried we are." - Alumni Gallery

"We can't even begin to list the number of battles Biff Apscott has witnessed. His experience, dedication and willingness to part with his retirement fund has made this agency what it is today. In a private moment between warriors, Col. Leon Roachburn once said Biff is "a fearless leader of men. A man without equal."" - M.E.R.C. Dossier

Additional BioEdit

  • Not quite as brave as one might perhaps expect.
  • Knowing Leon and the company he kept, his "attributed" quote in Biff's M.E.R.C. dossier likely has him rolling in his grave.

EquipmentEdit

Jagged AllianceEdit

Deadly GamesEdit

Basic Equipment

Normal Equipment

Great Equipment

Jagged Alliance 2Edit

Unfinished BusinessEdit

RelationshipsEdit

LikesEdit

Liked byEdit

DislikesEdit

Disliked byEdit

Hiring InfoEdit

Jagged AllianceEdit

  • Cannot be bribed to stay if he wants to leave.
  • Will steal from you should he carry more than six times his salary in money.
Will quit or refuse to join the player if:
  • The Death ratio reaches 10.
  • The Turnover ratio reaches 60.
  • The Non Payment ratio reaches 2.
  • If you receive less than a Fair rating for five days in a row.
  • Biff has the Wimpy Conscience trait and will not only quit your employ but also resign from A.I.M. should he kill somebody.

Deadly GamesEdit

  • Will steal from you should he carry more than ten times his salary in money.
  • Doesn't mind getting fired before he can participate in one mission.
Will quit or refuse to join the player if:
  • The Death ratio reaches 10.
  • The Turnover ratio reaches 60.
  • Like in the previous game, Biff will resign from the employ and A.I.M. should he kill someone.

Additional InfoEdit

  • Biff possesses the Teaching skill in Jagged Alliance 2.

QuotesEdit

Jagged AllianceEdit

  • "I'll join, but it's not too hairy down there, is it? I mean, I know there's shooting... But it's not like out of control or anything?" - Hiring
  • "Got a enemy here who hasn't spotted me. I could do him in easily!" - Sneaking up on an enemy
  • "MAYDAY! Mayday! I'm coming under fire!" - Fired at
  • I hope its ok to do this! I dont want any trouble with the rest of the team! - Ordered to attack own merc.
  • "BREAK! BREAK! Need help... Need help! I'm in battle!" - Enemy spotted
  • "MAYDAY! MAYDAY! My gun won't shoot!" - Gun jamming
  • "I KILLED A MAN today! I can't do this anymore... I'm leaving A.I.M. for good! I'm going back to school... God forgive me!" - After a mission where he killed someone, leaving the team. Also in Deadly Games.
  • "I don't think so! You're a user and abuser, aren't you? You hire us and fire us like we're trash, don't you?" - Refusal due to high turnover ratio

Jagged Alliance: Deadly GamesEdit

  • "I know C.P.R.." - On call
  • "Got an enemy here who hasn't spotted me. I can do this..." - Sneaking up on an enemy
  • "MAYDAY! Enemy spotted!"
  • "Oh my God... There's more than one!" - Spotting more than one enemy
  • "Oh my God... I'M BEING SHOT AT!!!" - When a merc shoot at him
  • "Oh my God! Maybe I could give mouth to mouth! Oh... My God." - Killing an enemy
  • "They killed my friend, Lance! They're going to kill me next!" - When Lance dies
  • "Oh God... I'm bleeding... I could die!" - While bleeding
  • "B-r-e-a-k... M-a-y-d-a-y... I'm passing out... There's blood EVERYWHERE!" - In agony
  • "Wow... We won the mission. A cold can of pop would really go down nice right about now!" - Mission completed
  • "I can't stay here... PEOPLE ARE GETTING KILLED!!!!!" - Leaving because too many mercs died
  • "Just don't hurt me..." - When a male uses the hand icon on him
  • "Will you marry me?" - When a female uses the hand icon on him
  • "I should be able to hit a nice, big, slow, target like Turtle." - When ordered to shoot Turtle
  • "My mom needs me. I gotta go!" - Stealing money

Jagged Alliance 2Edit

  • "That'll show 'em!" - Skill increase
  • "Oh my God! I think I got brain on me!" - Gory death/rotted corpse
  • "Oh my God! I'm a dead man!" - Multiple enemies spotted
  • "Oh my God! I'm so scared!" - Near miss
  • "It was something I said, wasn't it? Something someone else said? Well, I tried, and of you need me back, no hard feelings." - when fired

NotesEdit

  • Surprisingly, isn't hated by anyone in Jagged Alliance or Deadly Games. They seem to have come around by the second game, though. Although it is most of the new rosters who are particulary resentful towards him and how someone like him can be allowed into A.I.M. His own company M.E.R.C. also has very little trust in him who accuses him with nepotism due to Flo.
  • The sheer amount of different ways this man can scream "Oh my God!" in a terrified manner is nothing short of impressive.
  • Although he is most certainly one of the worst mercs in the game, he can still be fun to bring along for his cowardly remarks.
  • His appearance is very much like Butthead from Beavis and Butthead cartoon series. His personality isn't much better, either.
  • Is in a romantic relationship with Flo, so pairing him with her does wonders for both, making it one of the very few tasks he is good at.

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